What is the definition of Periods Gravity Altering Positively Charged Brain Cells?

Alright, let's break this down like a comedy sketch! Picture this: "Periods? Like, seriously, periods are periods gravity altering positively charged brain cells!" It's like saying, "Ah, my brain cells are suddenly floating in space because it's currently raining cats and dogs, and I'm stuck in a time loop because I just discovered pizza is healthier than coffee!"

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Now, here's an edgy sentence: "The gravitational pull of my impending menopause is positively altering the neurotransmitters in my prefrontal cortex, making me question if I should have taken that job offer from a spaceship in space instead." Talk about a brain storming session!